CCSU campus police responded to a bizarre birdbrain dance-off in the student center courtyard this past week. A flock of flamingos were in the throes of a heated dance-off with a trio of emperor penguins. The cause of this feathery face-off remains unknown.
Student witness Robin Birderella claims a spirited debate erupted over the superior waddling technique, leading to an impromptu dance battle. The spectacle attracted some midnight skaters, who, apparently amused, joined the fray by attempting to breakdance.
“I tried to get in there and break them up, but they kept flapping their wings so wildly, it was impossible!” said Officer Hawkins from the aviary division. Further efforts to intervene were met with synchronized moonwalking from the flamingos, leaving officers momentarily entranced. The penguins, displaying remarkable agility, managed to evade capture by sliding away on belly sleds, squawking madly as they went.
Campus police advise all students to remain vigilant during these dangerous times. If birds of any type are spotted on campus, students are to inform campus police immediately. They are considered winged and dangerous!
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