Angry Letter

by Blue Muse Magazine April 2, 2026 1

Angry Letter to Google Maps | Katherine Soda

Dear Google Maps, We’re going for a ride, so buckle up and fasten your seatbelt. When we first met, IContinue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine December 4, 2025 1

Dear Social Media, I’m a recovering screen addict. As a member of Generation Z, I grew up with you. IContinue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine October 16, 2025 0

Dear Student Center Garage, Where are my parking spots? To be honest, Student Center Garage, you really tweak my bumpers.Continue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine October 26, 2023 0

Salutations to the Fine People of Wizards of the Coast, To quote the great and magnanimous Grog Strongjaw, the barbarianContinue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine March 30, 2023 2

Dear Thomas Hooker, It is to you, who like a farmer that plants seeds into the ground in anticipation ofContinue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine March 19, 2022 1

Dear Taco Bell! No, I need to go straight to the big cheese himself. Dear Mark King! My bowels andContinue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine March 3, 2022 1

Dear Walter Hamada, As president of DC Films, you must have seen the trailer Warner Bros. Pictures posted teasing theContinue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine October 21, 2021 1

Dear Alan Ball, Earlier this month, HBO announced a rewatch podcast for your hit show, True Blood. The podcast isContinue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine May 5, 2020 0

Dear COVID-19, Let me start by congratulating you on single-handedly ruining this year for humans across the globe. With overContinue Reading

by Blue Muse Magazine March 31, 2020 0

Dear Dick Resch and Brian Krenke, Your Learn2 Seating products don’t sit well with me. Your company had one job:Continue Reading