Category: Humor

Dear Arne Sorenson, As the seven-year reigning President and CEO of the largest publicly traded hotel chain, it is onlyContinue Reading

Dear #Millennial, Listen, you textaholic, underachieving, Starbucks-drinking, basement-dwelling, health nut #Losers. For being a generation so easily offended, you seemContinue Reading

Dear Tim Cook, In 2011, when Steve Jobs died and you became CEO, you made Apple into one of theContinue Reading

You’ve always wondered if human flesh really does taste like chicken. He’s one of those people that eats pizza exclusivelyContinue Reading

Dear Selina Lo, I understand that your company has a decades long history dedicated to providing the best in technologyContinue Reading

Dear Michael Rapino, I derive great joy from the various acts that cross your website. One could say that myContinue Reading