Angry Letter to Taco Bell | Jared Burgess
Dear Taco Bell! No, I need to go straight to the big cheese himself. Dear Mark King! My bowels andContinue Reading
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Angry Letter to DC Comics | Annalise Torres
Dear Walter Hamada, As president of DC Films, you must have seen the trailer Warner Bros. Pictures posted teasing theContinue Reading
Angry Letter to True Blood | Caroline Kilian
Dear Alan Ball, Earlier this month, HBO announced a rewatch podcast for your hit show, True Blood. The podcast isContinue Reading
Angry Letter to COVID-19 | Janay Wynter
Dear COVID-19, Let me start by congratulating you on single-handedly ruining this year for humans across the globe. With overContinue Reading
Angry Letter to KI Contract Furniture | Victoria Juniet
Dear Dick Resch and Brian Krenke, Your Learn2 Seating products don’t sit well with me. Your company had one job:Continue Reading
Angry Letter to Marriott | Mauriah Johnson
Dear Arne Sorenson, As the seven-year reigning President and CEO of the largest publicly traded hotel chain, it is onlyContinue Reading
CCSU Police Blotter
FEB 20, 2020 – CCSU Police are on high alert for a group known as The Bargain Brigade. The bookishContinue Reading
Angry Letter From # | Andreia Soares
Dear #Millennial, Listen, you textaholic, underachieving, Starbucks-drinking, basement-dwelling, health nut #Losers. For being a generation so easily offended, you seemContinue Reading
Angry Letter to Apple | Jacqueline Pawlowski
Dear Tim Cook, In 2011, when Steve Jobs died and you became CEO, you made Apple into one of theContinue Reading
Top Ten Reasons to Eat Your Ex-Boyfriend | Carly Rogers
You’ve always wondered if human flesh really does taste like chicken. He’s one of those people that eats pizza exclusivelyContinue Reading
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