CCSU Police Blotter
April 31, 2024—The CCSU Porcelain Police have serious potty trouble. The Unit is seeking information about a series of explodingContinue Reading
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CCSU Police Blotter
April 7, 2024—The CCSU police paranormal unit are investigating a series of complaints concerning cults meeting in the bathrooms ofContinue Reading
CCSU Police Blotter
March 4, 2024—Campus police are investigating a public indecency complaint at Sheridan residence hall. Bathrobed students confronted a white maleContinue Reading
CCSU Police Blotter
CCSU campus police responded to a bizarre birdbrain dance-off in the student center courtyard this past week. A flock ofContinue Reading
CCSU Police Blotter
OCT 1, 2023 – A CCSU professor alerted campus police that they found the missing Kizer mascot costume in aContinue Reading
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Dear Alan Ball, Earlier this month, HBO announced a rewatch podcast for your hit show, True Blood. The podcast isContinue Reading