Angry Letter to COVID-19 | Janay Wynter
Dear COVID-19, Let me start by congratulating you on single-handedly ruining this year for humans across the globe. With overContinue Reading
Category: Humor
Angry Letter to KI Contract Furniture | Victoria Juniet
Dear Dick Resch and Brian Krenke, Your Learn2 Seating products don’t sit well with me. Your company had one job:Continue Reading
Angry Letter to Marriott | Mauriah Johnson
Dear Arne Sorenson, As the seven-year reigning President and CEO of the largest publicly traded hotel chain, it is onlyContinue Reading
CCSU Police Blotter
November 2, 2023 — CCSU police are on the hunt for the Sound Byte Bandits. Accounts vary wildly, but theContinue Reading
Angry Letter From # | Andreia Soares
Dear #Millennial, Listen, you textaholic, underachieving, Starbucks-drinking, basement-dwelling, health nut #Losers. For being a generation so easily offended, you seemContinue Reading
Angry Letter to Apple | Jacqueline Pawlowski
Dear Tim Cook, In 2011, when Steve Jobs died and you became CEO, you made Apple into one of theContinue Reading
Top Ten Reasons to Eat Your Ex-Boyfriend | Carly Rogers
You’ve always wondered if human flesh really does taste like chicken. He’s one of those people that eats pizza exclusivelyContinue Reading
Angry Letter to Ruckus Wireless | Yasmine Mahmud
Dear Selina Lo, I understand that your company has a decades long history dedicated to providing the best in technologyContinue Reading
Angry Letter to Ticketmaster | Joseph Stanton
Dear Michael Rapino, I derive great joy from the various acts that cross your website. One could say that myContinue Reading
